Friday Funnies

Happy Friday! Today is the day when my precious friend, Kimmy, hosts Friday Funnies. This is such a fun way to share in some giggles! I found some cute stuff about kids saying the cutest things. Enjoy!




TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .



MARIA: Here it is.



TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?



CLASS: Maria



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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?



JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.



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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'



GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'



TEACHER: No, that's wrong



GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.



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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?



DONALD: H I J K L M N O.



TEACHER: What are you talking about?



DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.



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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.



WINNIE: Me!



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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?



GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.



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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'



MILLIE: I is..



TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'



MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.'



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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?



LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.



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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?



SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.



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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?



CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.



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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?



HAROLD: A teacher


Oh my! Blessings to you today!

Word for Wednesday

Galatians 6:9 "Let us not become weary in doing good, for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up"


Don't give up....don't give in....choose to do good. Wise counsel indeed! Blessings to you!

The Eyes Have It

I entered this picture in this week's theme 'The Eyes Have It'. This is one of my favorite pictures of my son and I. We have the exact same color of eyes but I think the reason it is my favorite picture is because of how much we ended up laughing when he was trying to be so serious because he was getting ready for a playoff game. Had to have his game face on. How I love that young man of mine!

Can't wait to see the other entries...they are always so fabulous! If you would like to join in go to iheartfaces. Blessings to you today and a great big ((hug))

Groundhog's Day & Me

So the news is out...the groundhog saw his shadow and apparently we have six more weeks of winter ahead of us. For those of you who are knee deep in snow, I'm sorry about that news!

So what do the groundhog and myself have in common? I was born on groundhog's day. As a child, this meant relentless teasing. Still can't say I care for it...but as a mature *cough * cough Christian woman, I have come to know that this is the day that God appointed for my birth. Somewhat easier.

Thank you, April, for sending your sweet friends my way today to greet me with birthday wishes. You touched my heart. Thank you, Kimmy, Patti, Sharon, Kelly & Candy for your cards, calls and texts! You have all blessed me.

Sending you a great big ((hug)) this evening.

Happy Anniversary Cowboy!

Hello my friends! Happy Monday to you. Yesterday was our anniversary. We had a most special date and a really fun time together. Josh took this picture before we left on our date. How lucky am I to have such a handsome cowboy by my side...here, let me answer that one...very blessed indeed!


Another picture.......we have been together 19 years and married today for 17!

This is the other special young man in my life...Joshua needed to get in on the picture fun. Those guys have the most beautiful smile!

Truly, I am a blessed woman...this young man takes every opportunity to wrap himself around me and show me love. He takes his father's lead and will voice "Mom, I love you" more than a few times each day.

Thanks for sharing in our special time together. Hope you have a blessed day! Hugs to you, my friends.

Have a Blessed Sunday

Then Sings My Soul Saturdays

Today is Then Sings My Soul Saturdays. What a wonderful day filled with amazing worship songs to our Savior. I have chosen Kutlass singing 'Promise of a Lifetime'. I pray it blesses you today. Thank you, Amy, for being our host!


Blessings and a great big hug to you today!