Redneck Medical Dictionary
Artery: The study of paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What to do when patients die.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Catscan: Hunting for Kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than the other guy.
Fibula: A small lie.
G.I. Series: World series of military baseball.
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Lower G.I.: Privates and Corporals.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: Not a doubt.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Tumor: One more than one.
Urine: Opposite of you're out.
Upper G.I.: Colonels and Generals.
Varicose: Near by/close by.
Well, there you have it! Happy Friday to you!
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29 comments:
Debra, that list is hilarious. I work in the medical field so I am rotfl......You could say I have x-ray vision.
Oh my gosh...the pelvis one was HILARIOUS!!!!!
those were good Debra. We can all use a laugh by friday....
LOL!!! Oh man these poor rednecks aren't getting a break today lol.
Love you my friend.
Hugs.
Oh my....SO FUNNY! Dilate...LOL!! I love Fridays. :) Ang
Okay...being a nurse that was hilarious. I had to actually THINK on a few of those to get them! Too funny! You wouldn't believe how many people I ran across in my day that actually had drawn such weird conclusions over medical terms!
This is very funny.
Ok, Debra, I actually understood every word on the list without having to give it any thought...how scary is that? I am from Arkansas, you know, and now live in GA. Maybe I am a bonified redneck and just don't realize it! Hee hee!
Have a fabulous Friday!!!
Being raised in Alabama, I recognize these vocabulary words.
Have a wonderful weekend.
LOL! Now I need that dictionary for my learning center!
Debra,
Those were hysterical. I am still busting a gut over the Pelvis one. OMGosh...You are too much!
LOve,
Mimi
Girl, remind me nevah' to drink coffee when I'm reading your Friday Funnies! These were hilarious! I almost spewed coffee all over the monitor!
Oh these are just too funny.
I think I'll pass them on to a doctor friend.
Blessings to you this Friday♥
How funny! I liked Cauterize and Nitrates.
Have a nice weekend!
Too funny! I would LOL,but I'm at the library and they would not appreciate that!
These are so funny. I loved the Enema and Pelvis ones!
Egads, Deb, egads!!
HA, HA, HA, HA!!! Oh my, these are so incredibly GREAT! I LOVE these! I'm copying and pasting your funnies to my hubby too!
Thank you precious sister for such a GREAT laugh! I sure needed it!
Love you sweet sister-friend,
Sunny
Well, I don't get it. What's so dadgum funny? Just a perfectly legitimate list of words/defs. ;]
Yeah, reckon I'm a redneck, as well. Ever' one made sense. LOL! Thanks for the hearty laugh, sweet thang!
Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^
Debra ~ You left me a comment but you didn't let me know which topper you think is on top of our tree. :) I want you to be able to enter the giveaway. Come back and make a guess! oxoxox Ang
Oh, So funny!!!! I love it!!!
So funny! Gotta love the rednecks!
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SOME OF THOSE WORDS MAKE ME COLD and want to HIDE UNDER A MUCH LARGER SHEET. But said here today... make me ROFL!!!
Lea
Debra Kaye,
Those are perfect for my field, you know, selling houses.
Love them!
Cheryl
These are so funny!!!
I needed a good laugh!!
Thanks for sharing.
Darlene
So funny! I really enjoyed it.
BBBAAHH! You have quite the fuuny bone, my friend! Too funny! Thanks for sharing!
~Stacey
These are SOOO funny! Love them all!
Thanks for that hilarious list. I understood them all!
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